Imagine this: A parent has a three year old child, and takes them to a swimming pool. At this age, they’re pretty naive, and they almost certainly can’t swim. The parent tells their child: “do not go into the water, otherwise you will drown”. Said parent then leaves their toddler alone at the edge of […]Read More In the Garden of Eden Baby!
Archangel Gabriel was out polishing his trumpet in the opera house, at the Kingdom of Heaven™ resort, when he suddenly got a call. Picking up his God Phone IX, from the pocket of his angel robes, a man with white robes, brown hair, and a trendy beard appeared on the screen. It was Jesus. Gabriel […]Read More Yahweh Plays The Sims: Planet Earth.
So I was walking down the road, minding my own business, when poof, a man appeared out of nowhere. He was wearing white robes, and with some large wings on his back. He kinda looked like an angel from those lovely Christmas postcards in the bargain bin. Angel: Greetings, I am Gabriel. God has sent […]Read More I got invited to a party with Jesus!