I got tested for Covid-19.

Like many countries around the world, we are in lockdown in New Zealand. That means everything is closed except for workplaces classed as ‘essential services’. Being involved in food safety testing, I still must work though, and I don’t have the luxury to work at home.

Recently though, I started to get ‘cold like’ symptoms. Given that I must work around other people, I decided to ring up our National Health Service for advice. I didn’t want to take the chance that I had Covid 19 and spread it to others.

The awkward phone call.

Firstly I rang up our ‘healthline’ number. After waiting for ages, someone answered and they were hilariously incompetent. I told them my symptoms and where I was based. They seemed to have no understanding of New Zealand geography, and spent ages trying to find a testing station near me, suggesting places on the other side of the country to me. Finally they found a place in my city, although it was still quite a drive from where I was, and they gave me a phone number. They didn’t tell me to go get tested though, they said to ring my GP first. Well what a waste of time that was.

You can’t be tested unless you meet certain criteria.

I then rang my GP, and they suggested I get tested. Here’s the thing, you can’t just go and get a test done, you must have a referral. Initially the criteria was along the lines of:

  • Cough
  • High fever
  • Shortness of breath
  • Recent overseas travel or contact with someone from overseas.

Can you see the problem with that? Many people had Covid-19 symptoms, but because they had no overseas link, they were refused to be tested. Now however, the testing has been relaxed. Having a cough, headache and sore throat was apparently enough.

So finally I rang up the number which healthline gave me, they straight away booked me in for a test and found a place only a short drive away. Now that is competence, and I’m not sure why the first person I called struggled with that.

The testing process.

My testing station was in a hospital car park. I arrived at the hospital entrance in my car, and a masked man approached me for some details and told me ‘I was at the right place’. I then parked and had to stay in my car until they would call me for the test. About 40 minutes later I was called up and drove to the front of this tent. It was going to be drive through testing, where you don’t leave your car. At this point, I was feeling pretty nervous. What exactly was going to happen? Would it hurt a lot?

Finally I drove into the tent and a nurse approached me. She basically wanted some verification details and to check that I had been referred. That went fine, and she gave me a tissue to blow into. After that, she got out a long cotton swab, and told me to lean back. Then they stick it up your nose, and I don’t just mean your nose, they keep going as far as they can. It was the longest 5 seconds I’ve felt for a while. Here’s a diagram depicting the procedure:

It is as unpleasant as it looks.

After that, I was free to go. The process is quick but you may have to wait a while.

The aftermath.

Now I must stay in self-isolation for at least 2 days until I get my results back. To be honest, I don’t think I will have Covid 19, but it pays to have some assurance.




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8 thoughts on “I got tested for Covid-19.

  1. Better safe than sorry is a good motto. I was reading about how South Korea managed their crisis, basically through extensive testing and isolation of positive cases, and tracking all those in contact. So they put positives and suspicious in lockdown instead of locking up the entire population which is basically what China and the rest have done.
    Just saw your last comment. Congrats.
    Still, best of luck in your job. Food will soon become the strategic issue.

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    1. Thank you, and I agree. At the moment it seems most countries aren’t handling the Covid-19 crisis too well. Some are worse than others, but in almost all cases the numbers are continuing to rise despite control measures. South Korea and Taiwan have done quite well compared to other places. I do think some kind of social restrictions are key for managing it though, at least until we find a cure. It has to be done very early on though. I do wonder what the economic consequences will be at the end though.

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      1. Agreed. The West should stop being so condescending to Asia… I went to SE Asia 2 years ago on a long trip covering several countries. I had to tie my jaw to the top of my skull most times… 🙂
        Economic consequences will be enormous. Quick math: one month of total economic shutdown is about 10% of GDP. Of course not everything shuts down, but if we have near total shutdown for 2 months? 20%?
        There will be a lot of reconstruction to do.
        Stay safe.

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