Play the Jesus simulator.

Forget about WWJD (what would Jesus do?); WWYD (what would YOU do) … if you were Jesus?

One of my Christian relatives just shared a post about an upcoming Christian themed video game, titled ‘I am Jesus Christ’. As someone who was formerly Christian, and likes video games, I couldn’t resist checking out the trailer. What sort of silliness is this game going to be? Is it in the ‘so bad it’s actually good’ category?

Behold mere mortals, the trailer!

So what we have here is some lovely piano music whilst you apparently play from the perspective of Jesus. You perform the classical New Testament miracles such as healing a blind woman and magically creating fish! You can also calm rough sees and get yourself tied to a cross. Oops, I guess the Bible spoilt that a bit early. Well that’s the impression I get from the minute-long trailer anyways, the game isn’t out yet.

Christian themed video games have been around for quite some time, but this is the first one I’ve seen where you play as the Lord and Savior Himself. I would imagine that many Christians and Muslims alike would consider this blasphemous, hence why we haven’t seen a game like this until now.

I had to ask myself, is this for real? From what I can find online, we have the following description of the game:

“Become Jesus Christ, the famous man on Earth – in this highly realistic simulation game. Pray like Him for getting superpower, perform famous miracles like Him from Bible like casting demons, healing and feeding people, resurrection and more in “I am Jesus Christ.”  – I am Jesus Christ, Steam.

Also, some guy with the Twitter name Angerbeard gave it a gold review, even though the game isn’t out yet. Did Jesus allow him to time travel?

Finally, I found out that the company behind this is called PlayWay. They make unusual simulator games, such as Thief Simulator, and I am your Principal. So I do think it’s going to be an actual game, which lets you play as Jesus. Somehow I don’t think they’re Christians though.

I’m not religious but I genuinely want to check this game out, if not for some amusement and to remind myself why I don’t believe in Christianity anymore. I’m not sure if the developers were going for the comedy angle though. If it’s cheap and reminds me anything of Goat Simulator, then perhaps I’ll give it a play.

If you’re curious as to when the game comes out, the developers have said ‘Coming Soon’.

Ha, nice one! I’m not sure we are going to see it for a while then…

The Liberated Atheist.

Image Source: IGN – YouTube

13 thoughts on “Play the Jesus simulator.

  1. Eh, not interested. Wouldn’t a more suitable game be something along the lines of ‘the great blow up caper,’ as in, seeing how many people can be blown up by they shouting ‘alla-hooey…..’ at least there could be explosions, and one could feel good about ridding the world of infidels………..

    Oops, sorry- appears others think it already is a game.

    (btw, just so u know, your friend the photographer with the cement hat bitches about his comments being moderated on others blogs- yet he BANS, not moderates- the very people he accuses. The hypocrisy in Atheistville knows no limits.)


    1. I don’t know what you’re referring to lol, care to elaborate on that?

      The problem is you guys often like to debate things with us, but then we sometimes get blocked when you don’t have an answer to us. I’m not speaking for him but I think that’s what he’s referring to. Banning someone for being an asshat on your page is totally fine. I’m generally pretty welcoming so I haven’t had to do it often.

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      1. Catheist-

        I am the most reasonable in the clutter of blogsville-

        What I’m noting is the sheer hypocrisy of proud atheists who cry foul! when they are moderated- then make posts about others who they say can’t add to 3, while at the same time moderating or banning others (believers usually) who can actually defend a position while pointing out their own hypocrisy.

        But it’s a sign of the times when a decent person like myself is banned- I suppose the kitchen is too hot kind of thing.


      2. Chances are you weren’t banned for merely trying to defend your position, whatever that is. You’re trying to compare apples with oranges here, which doesn’t make it hypocritical.

        You call yourself the ‘most reasonable’ and decent person huh? what do others say about you? that’s what counts…

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      3. No. The ‘banning’ is simply because people cannot tolerate scorching day lite which reveals their ignorance.

        As to what others think, Goliath the soon to be headless goon, thought David was a dog- do u really think David cared one whit what the idiot thought of him?


    2. Nah, we need the White Jesus Repugnant Red Neck Christian Version.

      One level is Jeebus Second Amendment Gift Shop where he sells a fine line of ChristoMunitions for those Christian Ammosexuals,selling AR-15’s and ammo at discount costs. Just 3 nails and a crown of thorns and it can all be yours. Cause nuthin says lovin like a psychopath mowing down a group of people in a church or concert or school yard eh? Dayum those libertards trying to spoil our fun with our guns!!!! We will show them won’t we!!!!

      Then? The next level is titled Civil War Rednecks for Jeebus where the ChristoTaliban can come and start their new Ceeval War and go out with their Commander, Bone Spurs McTrumplestillskin and fight the infamous Battle of Pork Chop Hill.

      Then? The next level is where Old Trumpie tries to get White Jeebus to forgive him for all his adulteries and messing with little girls and all his other crimes and bullshit, especially that blasphemy where he thinks? He is gawd. As for his bigotry and racism? So what? The OT and NT both promote slavery and hey, he can finally sell Ivanka into sex slavery as is condoned in the OT Levitical laws and finally just pay for a piece of her arse.

      Of course you have a level where all the ChristoTaliban Pastors of Hate line up to start shooting their favorite demons, us atheeeeessssttttssss and them homoquerbois and draggies….and them thar abortion doctors, and a few others.

      Yeah, I think the White Jesus Repugnant Red Neck Christian Version would be much more popular in this country.

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  2. Reblogged this on Atheist Militants Rising and commented:
    Soon to be followed by the Republican I am Jesus game where you build walls, put children in cages, give the rich a huge tax break, starve the hungry, kick down the homeless, rip off the widows and elderly, fuck over the veteran and military grunts, prevent health care for all but the rich, tax the middle class until they become poor, and oh yeah, defend Donald J Trump at all costs. Plus? Give ya great deals on all kinds of guns and ammo, what every you want cause you know Second Amendment Jesus doesn’t take no shit from no libertard.

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      1. Yeah bro, I am a wild one lol. Right now I am working on a series exposing all their SBC pedophile perverts. I keep seeing Christian blogs saying how we atheists are nothing but a bunch of pedo promoting perverts, so I thought I would set the record straight on who the real bunch of pedo promoting perverts are, the Abrahamist freaks of society.

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